Before you go through the post let me clarify that this post is originally taken/Written by - M@ria and I have taken it from the blog called Mindprint. I found it very interesting and funny so this is for my readers.(Please help if she decides to sue me for plagiarism).So here goes the copied post enjoy:-
The unique desi gene
The Indian gene is unique, colorful, loving, and spirited. Our common traits bring us together and help us identify with each other. We can spot a desi in any corner of the world, thanks to our unique traits and some things like these -
The IST (Indian Standard Time) - Seen any self respecting Indian come at the time printed on the card? What a looser, if you do! Also, this is how Chief Guests feel important. Reaching time pe is such a waste man! and tongues will be wagging - kuch kaam nahi hai kya isko? So, for your own izzat please at least a 2 hour delay will keep you in high esteem and your precious izzat and pride intact.
Overtaking from the wrong side on the road hurling some maa behen expletives - Oh! cmon road hai yaar! I pay tax and i will drive left, right, center, obtuse angle, whatever...depends on my frame of mind and the music/beats playing in my car...i need to match that too na boss! And for you - bach sako to bacho..hum toh aise hain bhaiya!
Spitting and peeing on/by the roadside - I mean what do you expect? Bladder was bursting! Let it burst and kill myself, huh? Of course I let the Ganga flow...and all those stupid anti peeing slogans on the dividers are not gonna stop me, you stupid pseudo intellectuals! And, why bother about spitting...im not spoiling your new dress madam! The pan i had was very bad! Huh! get out of my way, else...!
Belching and picking nose in public - Now, c'mon belching se ki farak painda hai? Hain?? Its the body saying had a good meal, thank you! You cant stop nature, can you? If no belching, then farting...so better belch...ab farting and belching both not allowed - i will by god ki kasam explode!And haan picking nose and plastering that on the wall is bad, very bad! Primary school teachers said so...ab its been so long...forgot na..sorry madam! Next year se will make a resolution not to do...abhi sab changa?
Licking your fingers - Another tell tale sign that i had yummy kukkad and dal makhni. Appreciate kar rahe hain ji. Being a chatora is a joy in itself. Ok, all of us indulge in this :) lets leave this one here :)
Fighting for 2 bucks with the veggie vendor is our birth right - Oye! ki keh rahe ho? Those 2 bucks are gonna get me my next diamond ring for god sake! And i want that free dhania patti too! Boond boond se hi sagar banta hai...samjhe khote de puttar!
Counting the jewelery pieces on the bride - Arey! for what did we come to shaadi for? Ab itna toh size up karna hi padega na. Next week kitty party, I have to give an update also! And what if Gupta jee is not giving his daughter, Pinky 10 kgs of gold! haww! This is so shameful! Community mein kya muh dikhayenge? Izzat ka toh faluda ban jayega na!
Being a nosy parker - again a birth right - Beti, aajkal bahut late night you come back home, boy friends shoy friends..hain (wink wink). And aajkal many friends are coming home? kuch/koi khaas? batao batao (nudge nudge). Ab poochna and taking care toh neighbors ka right hai na. And, ye dress na thodi si revealing hai puttar, shawl le le..hain na?
Flaunting brands - Its from Tommy dude! And the watch from Tag! My last trip to NY man! Holy Shit! watch your step! you're stepping on my manolos us ass! Oooohhh aaaahhhh the lace and clips too are branded...don't even get near me you loosers, my body has been rented by the brands! I am the brand diva, bow down.
Ok, now i realise this list can go on and on. We are such interesting people, nobody gets near us :)
I saw this nice video on being an Indian. Check it out, you'll like it.
Do not get me wrong with the title of the post. Its not the wildness you are thinking about. I was reading this article on Sunday Times titled "Her Wild Side". Article would smile initially but it would also make you think. The article describe that How today's world is changing the very nature of a woman. She is getting more wild, violent and her patience is dwindling. Some text from the article "Delhi, and he narrates how he was traumatised by his wife after she discovered he had one kidney. “She threw me out of my own house. Men in our country don’t cry and certainly never get beaten,” says the engineer, who works for an MNC in Bangalore."
The article explains how violent women are getting. They are throwing things at men, hitting them, making their life worse then hell and on top of it if a man hit her back there are different laws which she can use against him. But I am not criticizing women but my point is "What is the reason which is changing the nature of females"
The article explains "But what makes women the perpetrators of domestic violence? Today’s woman is fighting on so many fronts — at office, she has to be a know-it-all and as good as the guys if not better and fight twice as hard to prove it; while socialising, she has to be modern and with it and then with in-laws and family she has to meet the role of traditional bahu and homemaker. So, the pressure cooker is bound to burst... and it does!"
I know most of you do not like or do not follow Splitsvilla, But I would like to share the Theme of Splitsvilla by Agnee band with you all. As this is a true bliss for all the Music lovers. So just enjoy the beauty of Music by the amazing band called "Agnee".
I was watching this video of OSHO where he speaks about Life. It is an amazing video provides an amazing insight. He says "Life is neither meaningful nor meaningless. Life is what you make of it. What music, what color, what dance you give to it. Life is a creative challenge and its good that it has got no fixed meaning otherwise there would be no challenge. Then it would just a ready made things. You are born and a fixed meaning is given to you. Existence is more than a meaning. It allows you all the space you need and you think its empty. Empty is a sad word. It seems something is missing. Why call it empty and why expect something would be there. Who are u to decide. Give it a right name. It should be called spaciousness, uncluttered with anything. It allows you to the absolute freedom to be whatever you want. It allows you unhindered space to grow. It doesn't impose anything on you".
What a final it was... You cannot expect more than that from Final like this. A slow starter match in terms of runs but when it comes to Raina and Dhoni specially u drop someone like Raina twice this is what you get. Some quick runs by Raina and 168 was a competitive total..
But still the total was achievable. Mumbai Indians started a bit slow but they had wickets in hands. The real turning point was dismissal of Sachin. Then it was the amazing fielding efforts from the Chennai side. Kiren pollard hit a few big ones and it looked he might get the game for MI but again good captaincy by Dhoni and his fielding position and bowling changes clicked and finally it was Chennai Super Kings as the new Winner of IPL-3.
After days of confusion, comparison, discussion, negotiation, anxiety finally reached to a conclusion. It was my first choice only and I did go by my instinct. I am really excited about my new role and new job. I always wanted to do something of this kind only. Where I all would do is to understand the requirement of the client and communicate it so effectively that the production team can give what is required by the client. I always wanted my communication to pay bills. Look at the people who do all the talking during IPL like gaurav kapoor , anshuman they do the same. I would like to do the same. To be able to pay my bills just by talking. Lets see what happens in future but as of now I am excited about the new job.